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In the process of preparing for the New Year holidays, you need to think about how you will entertain your guests. It will be very boring to drink and eat all the time, but the New Year 2018 is a cheerful and kind holiday.
You can hold fun contests, or you can make funny and comic predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018. You will find them on this page. There will be short and funny predictions, in verse and prose. Be sure to warn your guests that these predictions are a joke.
It is best to submit such predictions as follows. Write them on pieces of paper and put them in a container. Guests will take out and read predictions.
Waiting for you this year
Happiness and peace in life.
And even if the rooster is not migratory,
Vacation is waiting for you!
Don't expect much from the year
Enough love for you!
So that a wish come true in a year,
A promise must be kept!
Waiting for you this year
The road is long, my friend.
You will go through it many times
From home to work and back!
Expect an increase in salary
Or in the family of replenishment!
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Fun awaits you at the beginning of the year
And after that there will be only a binge with a hangover.
So friend don't you yawn
And improve your health!
This year will be full
Full of cases, worries, troubles.
To get even with them,
You will have to try!
Find time for love
But just don't pass by.
Waiting for career growth not soon,
But things are going uphill!
Waiting for you on the first
A whole crowd of guests!
Those who like to sleep a lot
A year without surprises awaits again!
All the surprises you oversleep
Just don't blame us!
The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.
Your friends will not forget you next year. Don't forget the one who owes you money.
Next year all your problems will be gone. Because even they are bored with you...
Your life next year will be multifaceted, like a glass. Well, you understand…
Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your couch.
Next year you will understand that your inner core is an awl in the ass.
In the coming year, your body will decide for itself when to sleep, where to sleep and with whom to sleep. Don't contradict him - he knows best!
You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.
If you get bored - sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.
The bad news is you'll put on weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.
From a bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will come to replace
You will spend your vacation at sea
You will warm your body and soul.
You will spend the whole amount, you will burn yourself five times,
You will gain six kilograms.
Smile always, smile everywhere
Smile on land and on water!
Fate will repay you for smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a bunch of dough!
Either you eat, or you pump up,
Whether you sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will significantly increase your ass.
If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour
All dreams will come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!
Have a higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love roofer!
If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
For big, big money.
If you go across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find money
You will spend it all on a spree
Go around for three miles
Hairdresser-talker:
Shreds, anyhow,
And cut off your ear!
We must forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise, you will
in crime reports.
"Dear colleagues! As a friendly team, we worked for our common corporate business, and now is the time to relax, celebrate the New Year 2017! We didn’t get enough sleep for a whole year, and if we did, we didn’t have time to have breakfast. For a whole year we worked hard, and if we didn’t make an effort, then we were still sleeping. For a whole year and every month we looked forward to our wages, and on that day none of us could sleep. We really deserve a holiday! Let us gain even more victories over sleep in the New Year, and let a friendly and peaceful atmosphere reign in our team!
Noise and bustle in our departments
They never shut up.
The holiday is already underway
And we have a lot of work to do.
Left before the holiday
Just a little and a little bit
So guys, let's finish.
Back bend!
And may the year be happy
Leaning on food
Your charm and beauty in the new year are preparing a happy meeting for you.
After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will fight off guests all year
Keep clean. Wash my hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get sick with contagious diseases.
If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.
This month you will be unexpectedly visited by guests
Everything seems to have agreed - they will eat the refrigerator,
They will drink all the stocks of vodka, break the TV,
They will break all the dishes for you and leave traces in the kitchen.
This month, rather, you play the lottery
The prediction is - you will certainly be lucky
You just need to buy tickets, partially load into the tanker,
And partly in two cars, the rest - in the plane.
This month they will lure you to the cottage to have some fun
Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue
You do not believe in these stories - you will be forced to work there
Sit better at home, drink beer at home!
Or maybe even triplets, or maybe quadruplets
And then the state will give you a huge apartment
An honorary flag in both hands and a buckskin horse!!!
This month the computer will not work as it should,
You hit the motherboard hard with your fist.
It won’t help - hit with a sledgehammer, kick the monitor ...
You will explain later to the authorities: “She was the first to start!”
This month the boss will get angry for no reason,
You tell him calmly, looking straight: "SAM GOAT!"
On top of the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,
Pull him like a hat you paper basket.
And relief will come: A long-tormented question
"Who will go under the reduction" -Finally resolved.
Tonight you will fall asleep at the threshold,
Forgetting to undress and undress
In the morning, do not judge yourself strictly:
The main thing is that you were able to wake up.
This month, decide to hijack the plane to the West,
But you can’t think of something to scare the pilots,
Read to them excerpts from today's newspaper, -
And they will fly to any country with you.
On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend at work,
You, without wasting a minute, call all the newspapers,
By informing the mobile boss in private ads,
Let then, the bore, know the salt of all incoming - free!
Predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018: short, funny, comic at the table You definitely won't go to work this month,
What to go there in the morning when you want to sleep.
You will be forced there to try and work all day….
By the way, the money from the salary will never be enough for you.
This month you will definitely be invited to work
Ten large corporations, and perhaps even a hundred
You will steal all the secrets from great joy
Merge them with your competitors, and you will live richly!
Very soon it will happen that you will become the boss
And now everything that was not up to you depends on you,
Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salaries.
Money can come in handy - do not spend it just like that.
This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea
Crocodiles, cough whales, birds sing there.
The savages dancing next to the soup are cooked here.
Ride the boat, bring your friends.
To feed all the hungry natives soon ..
This month they will suddenly ask for help with the housework,
Don't go shopping - groceries stink there
And no one taught you how to walk in a gas mask.
Don't let anyone Vacuum with a vacuum cleaner -
He yells like crazy - You don't need an alarm clock.
If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,
Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously, the money is there.
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We offer you the coolest and most interesting short predictions for the New Year 2018 in verse!
The New Year is approaching and people are covered with pleasant chores. They try to quickly complete all projects at work, close debts and think over the New Year's Menu. Many are going to invite guests, because the company is more fun. For a festive evening, it is worth compiling an entertainment program. Choose contests, group games. One of the most popular right now is "Pull out the prediction."
It has many names, but the essence is one. The host looks in advance for short and cool predictions for the New Year 2018 in verse and rewrites them neatly on pieces of paper. Then twists them or folds them into squares. That's it, now you can bake predictions into cookies or assemble them into a hat. Players will then take turns pulling out and reading the notes.
By the way, for plausibility, we can say that all these predictions were once made by the great Xiao Mao Xin, this is a Chinese astrologer who lived 600 years ago (maybe there was such a person then, who knows). And the comic predictions became the fault of his student, a Russian versifier, who undertook to translate ancient manuscripts in his own way.
If we talk about serious predictions, then astrologers made several general predictions regarding the entire planet:
- The dog is fair and friendly. It will gradually reduce all conflicts, including between countries, to a minimum. The situation at work, at home, in the yard, at school or institute is stabilizing. Relations between people will become harmonious, tolerance will increase.
- The dog is a generous hostess. Therefore, 2018 will be a good year for those who want to start or expand their business. All hard workers who are ready to show responsibility and make various decisions will be successful and generously rewarded.
- The dog is a collective animal. He appreciates the family, so all singles who have not been able to arrange their personal lives for a long time will have a magical chance. For marriages concluded in 2018, the Dog will give friendship and longevity.
Variants of cool predictions in verse
When choosing predictions, see who they would suit. For a corporate party, special ones are needed, because in the family circle you can still laugh, and with colleagues it is better to observe the limits of politeness.
you for next year
The dog will bring the groom!
Staten will be handsome,
With money, he is good for everyone!
Prepare a bag, yes more,
The dog is carrying money!
The clinking of coins to the clinking of glasses,
Cheerful rustle of green bills,
Drag the bag, you won't lose
Yes, beware of different adventures!
Prediction for the New Year 2018
You have a road ahead of you,
Distant and unfamiliar.
Collect things, sit at the threshold,
The business trip will be unexpected!
Prediction
There is a danger that your colleagues,
Heavy carts will begin to roll at you!
To famously wait,
Better run fast!
Forget the holiday
Forget the tree!
You have a career ahead
While colleagues "twist" panicles
Think over the path strategy!
Love will suddenly come to you,
You can't look back and take a breath.
Green-eyed, bright blonde,
Enchant, lure and take away,
The south coast is a vacation paradise.
Say only "Motherland, goodbye!"
Today you are among friends,
You can shout: “Pour it, pour it!”
And so that tomorrow does not become ashamed,
Be strong today!
Don't drink much today
Otherwise, you will confess your love to everyone,
Remember that at work, at yours,
You can not copulate with colleagues!
Santa Claus promises you
fame and fortune,
however, in response, he instructs,
stay yourself!
Predictions for the New Year 2018 should be short and cool! Then it won't matter if they are in verse or prose!
You will soon enter the cream of high society,
Perhaps you will find a rich sponsor there.
Will ride you in a limousine,
Promise mountains of gold.
Don't be shy, present it right away
Sponsor wishlist,
How to do it, announce the wedding,
Gifts will be as a dowry!
Don't expect much from the year
Enough love for you!
Even when the house is not a full bowl,
But your family is friendly.
Take care of your loved ones, parents,
Become a benefactor for the family.
Soon love will brighten all your days
They will become colorful and bright!
The eyes will shine, the soul will sing,
And no problem is scary anymore!
You will find your soul mate
And you will live well together.
In the coming year there is a lot of work,
Waiting for you ahead!
But happy ending
You will get it, just wait.
You get a raise
In hot countries, then you will rest,
You will meet beauty there
And you will get lucky!
You start getting up early
Just not to be late
You will work harder and harden,
Then the wishes will come true.
Health will be strengthened, career will go,
And the Rooster will take away all the hardships!
secret prediction,
Requires silence!
Remember, only you
The salary will be raised soon.
Shut up, don't tell anyone
That raised the salary rate,
Tell someone - everything is gone,
And the increase is gone!
Waiting for you to be promoted soon
So, the work was not in vain.
Do you remember how for the boss all day,
Drag like a second shadow.
Now it's up to you
Are you in control of your dream?
Dog symbol domestic,
He loves warmth, care and family.
So, you are a marriageable girl,
It's time to forget yesterday's free day,
The dog promises: “I will bring the groom!”
Of course, most predictions for the New Year 2018 are cool and short congratulations in verse, playful wishes. However, they can motivate a person. Especially when it comes to careers, bonuses or long-awaited acquisitions (an apartment, a car or a lovely fur coat).
In the New Year, your wish will come true
Buy a fur coat, mink for a feast for the eyes!
What will help? Find a treasure
The stash of the spouse that he collected for a year for the unit.
Husband joy - no need to think over a gift,
And there will be no swearing - New Year!
You are very sharp, in drive, recklessly and relish
Throw yourself into business, where there will be money and power.
The stars advise you to invite such friends,
Which will be able to curb the mad horses in you.
Although you yourself are not a horse, but a complete sheep,
That's why you, my friend, all this farce?
Otherwise, the stars will bless - go for it,
Only conscience, head and heart in business do not lose!
God has already rewarded you in full.
That's why a bright head and good luck are given to you.
Two pillars - stability and prosperity at your porch,
For them, always in sweat and soap - from heels to face.
How do you set the bar, do not feel sorry for yourself,
Always work, even when you are sick.
Dear, Santa Claus will give you the ability,
Assess your performance.
Not only to plow, not knowing the weekend,
But also to wait, resting at home.
Otherwise, your haven may become,
The most ordinary hospital bed!
Variants of predictions in prose
Usually such predictions for the New Year 2018 are cool and short, in verse or prose. Like little quatrains. If in prose, then 2-3 sentences.
As you move up your career ladder, try to keep a better eye on your steps. Otherwise, you can slip, stepping on the spitting of envious people.
Expect a promotion - your office will soon be moved to the floor above.
The Year of the Dog promises a lot - a lot ... work. You will feel 4 years younger and a real Horse.
The coming year promises you an addition to the family! Finally, neighboring cockroaches will move to live with you.
They say that if you catch a Golden Fish, you can safely make three wishes to it. You are lucky, by the New Year you will get such a fish. That's just ... baked with herbs.
There is no need to chase innovation. New is useful if it helps!
Now try to go to the boss not from the right, but from the left foot. Don't forget to breathe in three times and spit over your shoulder. Who knows, maybe it will be possible to guess the moment and talk about a promotion!
They say the dog is generous. Yes, the New Year promises a lot of… work. Mountains of gold… papers and contracts. A fat wallet ... small bills. And joyful at home ... the faces of relatives that you brought a salary!
Congratulations, you are expecting a long-awaited replenishment in the family - the children will be able to beg for a puppy!
Expect a strong explosion in the year of the Dog - your competitors and envious people will burst with envy!
Always smile - let the faces of your enemies warp with anger. Always be silent - then no one will consider you a fool.
What a score! In the year of the Dog, you will find a real treasure. It will be ... the spouse's stash, which he has been collecting for the past year.
As you can see, most of the predictions for the New Year 2018 are short and cool. They can be composed in verse or in prose by yourself. When writing, consider the characteristics of your environment. Usually in a family, in a team, at school there are catchphrases, jokes and funny expressions that are understandable to “their own”.
The New 2019 Year of the Yellow Earth Pig is coming soon. And everyone is interested to know what awaits us in 2019? Only a few know about it. So who knows what's in store for us in 2019? In this article, we have collected the most accurate and most comical predictions from the best astrologers and psychics for 2019. After reading this article, you can both interest and cheer your guests.
Short predictions for the New Year of the Pig 2019 will be relevant in any company and at any time.
If you work hard and work hard in the new year, you will receive a reward in the form of a bonus.
If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.
You can’t work like a dog in the year of the pig - this will set you back a whole year.
You will choose a TV channel for a long time to watch on New Year's Eve - on January 1 you will wake up with a remote control in your hands.
New Year of the Pig - good for those who like to eat.
Count the stars and sleep like a baby.
How many Olivier peas you eat - so many wishes will come true in the new year.
A frying pan presented to his wife for the new year - to a bump on his forehead. A fur coat - to love and understanding.
Passion in the new year for cakes and chocolates - to update the wardrobe.
In the new year, you will be promoted at work - your office will move to the floor above.
In the new year, you will find many new, exciting ... household chores.
Giving your wife a piece of jewelry for the new year, you provide yourself with a well-fed life for a whole year.
After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will fight off guests all year.
To be your big boss in the new year - you will gain 50 kg.
In the new year, your pragmatic interest will grow into a romantic passion.
In the new year you will meet great love. Very large. Kilograms so 120, no less.
In the coming year, avoid the cold from the second half. And you will be sick all year long.
Soaring up the career ladder this year, look under your feet so that there are no dizzying consequences.
Keep clean. Wash my hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get sick with contagious diseases.
In the morning, after the New Year's feast. Watch out for a hard hit. Getting on the scales.
In the new year, boldly move forward - and wealth awaits you.
A visit to a fitness club and a swimming pool in the first quarter of the coming year - to the envious glances of girlfriends in the next two quarters.
For those who are keen on fishing, fishing happiness will come in the new year.
A fish and seafood store will open next to the house. There will always be a catch to report to his wife.
In the new year, you will have everything you wish for. And you won't get anything for it. New, exciting journeys are waiting for you ... to the country. Do not worry - this is also a change of scenery.
A strong explosion is expected this year - all your envious people will burst.
In the coming year, all the doors of ... supermarkets and boutiques will open for you. And the husband's thick wallet will lose weight a lot.
This year you will find a treasure ... Find your husband's stash, which he saved up all last year.
In the new year you will learn a lot of new and useful things. You will be given an encyclopedia.
In the new year you will be attacked. Luck and success will attack you and you will not be able to fight them off.
Watch out. Very soon. Very soon. Big… love awaits you.
Your creative success as a make-up artist of your own face will be noticed this year by many men.
Your charm and beauty in the new year are preparing a happy meeting for you.
Forget that the holiday is coming
You need to move forward in your career
While colleagues drink "totally" just,
Hint your boss about career growth!
You prophesy the year that came Glory, money and success!
A sea of crazy emotions, And recognition from everyone!
Today you are among friends
Shout again: "pour-pour"
So that tomorrow you will not be ashamed,
Today you have to be solid!
funny predictions
For the whole honest company,
But personally, personally, you
And the whole year will pass jokingly!
Working next year
It will bring you success!
And a lot of money in addition,
To buy you a cottage in the suburbs!
You will have a lot of money
You will have a successful journey!
There won't be any care
But the main thing is to start working!
The stars are prophesying for you today
Be kinder to your friends!
Otherwise they are all together
They will put you in your place!
All wishes at this hour
Today is just for you.
Sleep more, rest
Don't waste your time in the bottle!
This is a prediction
Talk about your upbringing!
How to laugh at others
Try to understand yourself!
In private life it will be quiet
If you piss off famously!
And if you are obedient,
Fall in love with you all and together!
Find time for love
But just don't pass by.
Waiting for career growth not soon,
But things are going uphill!
Waiting for you on the first
A whole crowd of guests!
Those who like to sleep a lot
A year without surprises awaits again!
All the surprises you oversleep
Just don't blame us!
Funny predictions for the New Year of the Pig 2019.
Predict funny predictions for the new year to your loved ones so that the holiday is not boring ...
I do not want to be bored in vain.
There will be new friends.
Let not worry.
A new job is waiting for you.
There are many different impressions.
On wonderful journeys.
Let success be with you.
You learn best.
Surrounded you to comfort.
And incomes will rise.
I wish you good luck.
An addition is waiting for you in the family.
To your health toast.
You will have career growth.
Luck will not leave you.
You will have a car.
Good luck, happiness, peace to you.
You will have your own apartment.
You have friends, familiar sea,
and everyone will be visiting soon.
Very soon from friends
Wait for good news!
You will be very lucky soon
Fate will surprise you!
So that money is a river,
to have caviar for breakfast,
So that the career is strictly up,
and in all matters - success!
To be loved and appreciated, so that you unearth a treasure in the forest,
To drink - and not get sick, to eat - and not get fat.
And you household chores,
Lots of household chores to come.
But in the family and in personal life
you will do great!
A good family atmosphere awaits you
And a dizzying personal career.
Let success accompany!
You learn best!
I wish you to live pleasantly and freely!
And so that your wallet is filled with money tightly!
Live, let you not be sad
Cabbage crunches in the wallet,
From the wheelbarrow the key lies in the pocket,
The TV remote is waiting on the couch.
The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.
Your friends will not forget you next year. Don't forget the one who owes you money.
Next year all your problems will be gone. Because even they are bored with you...
Your life next year will be multifaceted, like a glass. Well, you understand…
Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your couch.
Next year you will understand that your inner core is an awl in the ass.
In the coming year, your body will decide for itself when to sleep, where to sleep and with whom to sleep. Don't contradict him - he knows best!
You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.
If you get bored - sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.
The bad news is you'll put on weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.
Cool predictions for the New Year of the Pig 2019.
Just cool predictions will always please your loved ones.
MOUSE: gaining strength before the decisive breakthrough. 2020 is the year of the Mouse, the beginning of a new zodiac circle according to the eastern horoscope. Stability, confidence in the future is a sign of success. The horoscope predicts no problems if a person born in the year of the Mouse is set for good luck.
BULL: he will achieve a lot if he has patience and will work all year, and not "participate in bullfighting."
TIGER: if he can cool his emotions and act judiciously, then his hunt will end successfully.
RABBIT: you can be infantile - everything goes like clockwork.
THE DRAGON: next year will be less hectic, but the cave with mountains of meat is still far away.
SNAKE: you should not expect special joys and gifts, but failures and sorrows will bypass for now.
HORSE: there are enough problems, but the results of the laborious previous year promise a significant improvement in the quality of life.
GOAT: some are lucky - happiness, love, money, success.
MONKEY: breathe more freely, money will appear, it will become more comfortable in the house. The tail will heal from the parting bite of the Dog (the Monkey is to blame, there was no need to tease). By the summer there will be room for maneuver. It is worth being careful - there is a chance to become a victim of your own deceit.
ROOSTER: lives with the Pig in the neighborhood, and she is ready to patronize him all year round: financial risks will be successful. As a result, the Rooster will get rich, gain authority, he will have unforgettable trips, exciting adventures, vivid personal relationships.
DOG: gifts of fate and holidays will be even less, but the year will be much calmer. The dog is resting, but the main thing is not to oversleep new connections, to respond to new attachments.
PIG: everything is going to be better. Money, fame, happiness - your time has come!
If you will help your mother
Wash the dishes, clean everything,
Your wish will come true
For exemplary obedience!
You have a surprise friend
A fun prize awaits you!
You just have to earn
And be good all year long!
There will be a feast for you my friend
Well, prepare your mouth,
Lots of delicious ice cream
Candies, cakes, pastries!
If you don't eat porridge
You won't grow my friend
All year you will be weak
Like a pea pod!
My friend, if you want to grow up
And save your health
Drink more milk
And do not shed tears over him!
From a bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will come to replace
You will spend your vacation at sea
You will warm your body and soul.
You will spend the whole amount, you will burn yourself five times,
You will gain six kilograms.
Smile always, smile everywhere
Smile on land and on water!
Fate will repay you for smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a bunch of dough!
All this is written on separate sheets of paper and mixed. Then each spectator pulls out a ticket and reads it into the microphone.
You can also put them in balloons. During the holiday, invite everyone to choose a balloon, burst and read aloud.
You will take off on the career ladder without dizzying consequences!
Your creative success at this evening will be noticed by all those present!
Take seriously... your drink. Don't put it past your mouth!
Your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic attraction.
Love is waiting for you. Soon very soon.
The second half of the evening is favorable for very close communication with partners of the opposite sex!
Great success awaits you tonight!
This day is conducive to plans for the future, and their discussion with partners of the opposite sex!
Today, emotional understanding and physical contact are more important for you than verbal spending time!
Today, acquaintances and hobbies are likely for you, especially in the second half of the evening!
Tonight, with the help of words and beliefs, we can achieve anything!
Today, the best thing for you is hope for your own strength, especially at the end of the evening!
Avoid cold from a partner of the opposite sex and always be on the alert!
Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening!
Tonight, chatting with friends will bring you a lot of joy!
Today is a particularly important evening in your life, pay special attention to the neighbors at your table!
At midnight - you can start to lead a calm lifestyle, and now have fun!
Tonight is good for any entertainment!
Be attentive to each poured glass and do not miss it past your mouth!
Today you may have an inclination for solitude with someone!
The evening will turn out to be unusual and mysterious for you, be prepared for anything!
Today you will be especially prone to alcohol, do not get carried away!
Avoid conflict at the table because of a glass that was not drunk on time!
Tonight, it is advisable not to avoid partners of the opposite sex during the dance!
Excessive drinking tonight can lead to loss of orientation in space and time!
Tomorrow you will have an excess of energy, so spend it today!
Independent today's actions on the part of you will allow you to improve your financial situation!
Today, you may have a big win!
Tonight is favorable for intimate acquaintances!
Fireworks of bright events await you in the new year. Start preparing immediately.
Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
If you wear clothes inside out on January 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
If you come across a foreign body in a salad on New Year's Eve, you should know that it's good luck!
Run for president in March - that's where you belong.
Your old dream will come true - a cottage by the sea.
Your place next to the director is where you look better.
The car is not for you, here's a helicopter - yes.
January 1 little head bo-bo, money bye-bye. Go visit - improve your health, save money.
Sing songs more often - there will be a fun life.
Live for as long as you want and with whom you want.
Drink a can of beer every day, you will live happily all year.
To make every tooth shine in the sun - eat a whole tube of pasta.
You will find many incidents and interesting trips.
You will continue to burn with creative work.
You will enter the cream of society, perhaps you will find a sponsor.
And you have a lot of household chores, household chores waiting for you.
You will find many adventures and many thrills.
Love will brighten your days and make them bright.
Fate will gild your pen, send you a solid paycheck.
Your health will become stronger, the second youth will come.
You are a minion of fate, which means that success and good luck await you.
You are used to living in the thick of things, work is your main destiny.
You have friends who know the sea, and everyone will come to visit soon.
For the heart awaits you delight - a big increase in salary.
You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will be excellent.
You are destined to live up to a hundred years without any storms and troubles.
Fate will throw a wallet, and this is all in the near future.
Your whole life in winter and summer will be magically illuminated with light.
Wings you do not burn, take care of your health.
From now on, you will continue to be prettier and younger.
Your good luck, noting, stock up more tea.
In the family and personal life, everything will turn out fine for you.
The coming year is preparing for you a meeting with an ardent admirer (fan), but it seems that this hobby will be short-lived. Do not worry: now is not the best time for tender feelings.
Do not rush in the coming year to drastically change your destiny, now is not the time and place for sharp turns.
Be content with what you have - you are already in a more advantageous position than many.
Easy flirting, waiting for you in the middle of the year, will blossom life with new colors.
It is better to postpone the solution of financial problems until the end of autumn, and you should completely abandon expensive purchases until summer.
The coming year brings new interesting acquaintances and meetings with old friends.
Now the key to your success is cooperation.
Be extremely attentive to those who help you.
You are on the threshold of a stormy romance.
Do not forget that it is winter outside, take care of your throat and airways, because a cold is not the most successful companion of love.
The New Year will please you not only with financial stability, but also with new pleasant acquaintances.
Be careful, do not hesitate to refuse risky offers and dubious intrigues - they will bring nothing but trouble.
When starting a new business, do not forget about reliable, time-tested friends.
In the coming year, you will find many surprises and gifts, useful and important meetings.
Everything related to production activities, information and training will bring you success.
Your family and friends will delight you.
Thanks to your charm and natural instinct, you will be able to avoid many problems and successfully get out of unpleasant situations.
The second half of the year is good for heart affairs, travel and entertainment. You will not lack them.
The coming year will not let you forget about domestic problems associated with loved ones, but it will also be full of tempting offers to relax and unwind.
You will meet your happiness where you do not expect.
The second half of the year will bring love.
Financial difficulties do not threaten you, but you will have to deal more seriously with matters related to partners from afar.
January is the beginning of your creative flowering.
Next year you will improve your financial situation and acquire a different status in society.
In relations with those who are far from you, changes for the better are planned.
Be patient with those around you. You are waiting for gratitude, but you will not always hear warm words addressed to you.
Success in the work will require patience and the ability to compromise.
In the spring you will meet a person who can change a lot in your life.
Your authority will invariably grow, desires will come true as if by magic.
A door opens before you, leading to a fuller and more enjoyable existence, in which there is more room for privacy.
Your life will gain that stability and stability, which you have been lacking lately.
You will find that your energy reserves are not unlimited, and you need to spend it prudently - namely, where it will bring more benefit.
In the coming year, you are entering a streak of good luck. Fortune will be your companion.
The authority you have earned in the past will work for you.
Your virtues and shortcomings are discussed, but as a result, you will be made a fantastic business proposal.
You will be affected by important changes in the personal lives of others.
In the near future, perhaps you will cause a major scandal, but it will do you good.
Try to rest and do not let yourself become limp for any reason!
Say goodbye to the past. It will no longer have an impact on you in the coming new year.
The changes taking place in the near future will be so noticeable that you will believe in success and improvement in your status.
A sense of duty and responsibility, the ability to direct efforts in the right direction - this is the key to success. And most importantly, you will still be loved.
Everything that has developed throughout this year can be implemented in the coming.
Together with a partner you can earn good money.
You will be interested in renewing relations with an old acquaintance, because you have decided that you need this person more than others.
Love will enter your life.
In the coming year, your attractiveness is irresistible. You are loved, although you hide it, and you are waiting for new miracles and transformations.
Take care of yourself in the New Year and try to have a good rest.
In the coming year, the problems will recede. New plans you can boldly bring to life, relying on like-minded people and ... the Lord God.
What is happening will suit you in almost everything. Only those who are dear to your heart can cause nagging pain, but you know that all this is temporary.
Please note: now is not the best time to change jobs. It is better to go on vacation and relax.
Use the opportunity for entertainment and love joys - there will be a lot of them. But at the beginning of the year, be guided by the motto "silence is golden."
In the coming year, success and new opportunities await you. Everything is changing around, new people, attachments, plans will enter your life.
A good year for dating, and a new circle of friends will inspire you with new ideas!
The coming year brings pleasant events, you will feel happy, you will not get tired of declaring your love.
You will reap the benefits of success. How often do these moments happen?
The New Year will be a turning point - real and very successful changes in business and love await you.
This year will be full of events, you will remember it for a long time!
Success at work is possible, but to achieve it, you have to make great efforts. Take care of your strength - you will need it at the end of winter.
At the beginning of the year, you will need to be careful in everything.
Be economical, do not enter into disputes and do not sort things out with anyone - you can lose a lot.
Take an “inventory” of the wardrobe, rearrange, put in order what was once done.
The coming year is full of changes. Boldly stepping towards them, you can solve a bunch of problems.
Your charm will not save you, try to prove yourself as a serious business partner.
Friends will support your endeavors. Don't expect help from women.
Your outlook on life will change in many ways thanks to a long trip - incredible success awaits you there, new patrons will appear and at the same time everything will seem familiar.
In the coming year, you are more popular and attractive than ever, and you will have influential friends.
A special success awaits you away from home - go on a trip without hesitation.
Your past merits will return you to the unfulfilled plans of the past, there will be an opportunity to take revenge.
You can dramatically change your life, start a new job. Just show maximum patience.
In the coming year, you will have to fulfill your duty both in your personal life and in your service.
You will have to devote yourself entirely to your family, colleagues and business partners.
The coming year is full of changes. You will be lucky, but be careful and prudent in matters, especially personal ones.
The coming year will bring you good news from afar, tempting business and personal offers.
This year will give you a chance to get out of problems without loss, but in order to succeed, you will have to work hard.
The second half of the year promises love adventures. It seems that happiness is not far off.
In the coming year, perhaps you will receive a new lesson in your personal life.
If financial problems push you to dubious earnings and contacts, it’s better not to take risks.
Now you will not achieve success alone, your luck depends on close and business partners.
Summer travel and communication with close friends will give you a lot of pleasure.
The changes that began this year will bring joy next. But at the beginning of the year you have to work under the strict control of the authorities.
New projects will appear, wait for interesting offers. It is possible that your plans will begin to be implemented already in the second half of winter.
Keep in mind: your boss will play a decisive role in the coming changes. The second half of the year promises the support of true friends and patrons, but be careful not to miss important events.
Your attractiveness knows no bounds, especially in the first half of the coming year. This is the time of surprises and gifts of fate.
Winter is full of meetings, entertainment and new acquaintances. You are interested.
Probably many would like to look into the future. This desire is especially keenly felt during the magical time of the New Year holidays. After all, even adults want to believe in a miracle and hope that everything will be fine. On and on, during and, during a meeting with friends and business partners, you can become a magician for a while and predict a good future for people. And even though these are just texts of New Year's predictions, and not real forecasts, they are very kind and good. They will give a wonderful mood and enhance the expectation of a fairy tale. It remains only to print them, roll them up and invite the guests of the New Year's Eve to draw out their happy future. Maybe it will come true, who knows?
20 positive New Year predictions
- The year will be dazzling for you. From bright events and colors sometimes you want to close your eyes. Enjoy what this year brings. Look around carefully so as not to miss the opportunity to find your happiness.
- The year will be good for you. All reasons to worry will remain in the past. Family and loved ones will delight, work colleagues will help in the new project. There will be enough money for both recreation and investment in your future.
- The year will be very profitable for you. Not only new cash flows will rush to you, but offers for profitable investment will also come. Pleasant purchases will be a new car or a cozy apartment.
- The year will be filled with passion for you. You have been waiting for a long time for butterflies to flutter inside, and pleasant warmth to spread through your body from the touch of a loved one. A new surge of feelings can completely absorb you. Passion will open in work, where you want to achieve the goals outlined earlier.
- The year will be very fruitful for you. All projects and cases that were planned in the past will easily begin to be implemented. Maybe you didn't believe it yourself. Great success will be achieved on the personal front. Get a notebook to record all the good things that the coming year has in store for you.
- The year will be filled with surprises for you. All of them will be pleasant, so you should not be afraid of them. On the contrary, get ready for the fact that a complete reset in life may be required in order to enjoy the upcoming happiness.
- The year will be romantic for you. Open your heart to love and stop being afraid to be a happy person. In return, you will receive a stream of tenderness that you have been dreaming about. Agree on romantic dates, arrange events and surprises for loved ones. Having found a new meaning in life, everything else will return to normal immediately.
- The year will be sweet for you. Life in chocolate is fraught with the fact that you can get overweight. Therefore, basking in your happiness, do not forget to look around in order to correct your behavior in time. It is better to remove unnecessarily sugary people from the environment so that they do not spoil the harmonious picture.
- The year will be harmonious for you. Surprisingly, the moment will finally come when there will be balance in all areas. You will be satisfied with everything that will happen at work, on the personal front and at home. People around you will notice how your eyes will glow in a new way.
- This year will be amazing for you. You have already lost the habit of the fact that fate gives pleasant surprises. These are the ones she has in store for the coming year. Even those whom you seemed to know like the back of your hand will surprise you. Even from very adventurous offers this year it is better not to refuse.
- The year will be amazing for you. The success that will fall upon you, the cash flow and the abundance of new acquaintances will lead to a state of shock. Come to your senses and enjoy what the new year has in store for you.
- The year will be filled with fellowship for you. Even if earlier you did not like new acquaintances and frequent meetings, this year it will become the basis of your life. It is through communication that you will find new friends, partners or customers, and also find a new scope for your head.
- This year will be amazing for you. Get ready that the results you get, success in business and vibrant relationships with loved ones can become the subject of envy. In order not to experience sad shocks from enemies, think over your protection in advance.
- The year will be different for you. You will discover hidden reserves in yourself, which will allow you to decide on the most insane actions. It's time to make the planned parachute jump or go rafting on the river, tell your loved one about how you want to meet old age together. Sometimes it will seem that everything around has changed. In fact, you yourself have changed and were able to open the doors to your happiness.
- The year will be active for you. You like being in shape. Unlike others, your activity always has a clear rational basis. Take action to succeed: at work, at home, in business, in sports. Your activity will infect others, which will make the year rich in results.
- The year will be unforgettable for you. You will not tell your grandchildren about him, but you will remember with pleasure in old age, sitting by the fireplace. Vivid relationships, unusual meetings, new discoveries and travels will leave an indelible mark on life history.
- The year will be great for you. A revolution in life will allow access to new resources. This will open up opportunities for the implementation of the plans and the fulfillment of the dream. What previously seemed inaccessible, suddenly appears in the hands.
- The year will be filled with love for you. Being the center of attention may be unusual, but others will often want to talk about their feelings. Do not be afraid of this attention. Love has never harmed anyone. She is able to overcome any obstacles, so there is no point in hiding her feelings either.
- The year will be calm for you. So you want not to rush anywhere, enjoy communication with loved ones, meetings with friends. These opportunities will be in the coming year. Save up your strength, because the sea of life always pleases with a storm after a calm.
- The year will be filled with kindness for you. A good heart will allow you to cope with even the most sophisticated intrigues. Share these feelings with others, get kindness in return. Some actions will strike you with their selflessness and change the structure of your values. As a result, you will be able to understand what is most important for you in this life.
30 short predictions that you can write on pieces of paper
- Happiness is already at the door.
- Be attentive to your health.
- Listen to the advice of your intuition.
- People who are now nearby will help all year.
- The necessary meeting will take place very soon.
- Love smiles and waits in the wings.
- Luck in money matters.
- Good luck in any endeavor.
- Happiness is somewhere nearby, turn around.
- A year of tears, but only from joy.
- You are going to travel to a new country.
- This year will change your life dramatically.
- Perhaps replenishment in the family this year.
- Career growth will be rapid and successful.
- Peace and tranquility in the family all year round.
- A romantic date will help you find mutual feelings.
- Any business is doomed to success.
- Traveling for the soul will give you the necessary rest and new impressions.
- Open your heart of love this year.
- The family will give real support.
- Many new acquaintances are expected this year.
- It's time to relax and take up hobbies.
- This year you will find a lot of happiness.
- Fortune will answer yes to any question.
- Take risks and you will definitely win.
- This year will bring a promotion at work.
- The wish will come true in the middle of the year.
- This year will bring only happiness and success.
- This year love will come to you, do not miss it.
- A very good year for starting your own business.
20 Realistic New Year's Predictions
- The year will not be easy. You have to fight for your own happiness. Nothing will come into your hands without hard work, but patience and perseverance will lead to positive results.
- Serious illnesses are possible this year. Don't be lazy to dress warmly. As a result, health will improve.
- This year will bring a lot of fun. Do not forget about the main thing in the carnival of fun.
- The year promises miracles and delights from those around you. Get ready to become the center of the company and make new friends.
- You have a lot of work to do, but also an increase in income, as a result of hard work. Try new areas, success awaits you.
- Better be careful on the roads. Failure to follow the rules can lead to serious problems.
- There are many important issues to be solved this year. Every decision you make will affect the rest of your life. Be careful.
- The year is favorable for self-realization. All your plans will come true easily, as if by magic. Believe in a fairy tale and accept the gifts of fate.
- A year of serious trials. Not all acquaintances are equally helpful. Review your social circle to avoid trouble.
- This year will have to work hard to stay afloat. In a difficult situation, the closest will help. Feel free to ask for help and you will definitely get it.
- Great love awaits you. Make the right choice and it will stay with you for a long time.
- The year is good for major acquisitions. The new car will not break down, and the house will give you warmth and comfort.
- This year, pay attention to the situation in the family. There is a high probability of quarrels for far-fetched reasons.
- A difficult year in terms of love. Misunderstandings, quarrels and even parting are possible. Pay more attention to the second half. Discuss every exciting moment and you can avoid undesirable consequences.
- This year, luck will follow you in everything. Big wins and serious finds are likely.
- Year of loss of calm. It will seem that everything is not going the way you would like. It is worth relaxing, taking a vacation and gathering your thoughts in order to overcome a difficult period.
- Year of change. Change everything, in any new endeavors you will be successful. More determination, fate rarely gives such chances.
- The year will clearly show who is a friend and who is not. In difficult situations, the attitude of acquaintances will be especially pronounced.
- year for you. Don't be afraid to say "no" and do what you feel is right. Otherwise, fortune will not help.
- This year your family will grow. Several weddings of relatives are possible. A caught bouquet this year is a particularly effective sign of a close marriage.
