Literary dictation on the topic "Catched phrases and expressions in the comedy N. V

mayor

I have invited you, gentlemen, in order to tell you the most unpleasant news: an auditor is coming to visit us.
I seemed to have a presentiment: all night long I dreamed of two extraordinary rats. Really, I have never seen such things: black, unnatural size! They came, sniffed - and went away.
Of course, Alexander the Great is a hero, but why break the chairs?
Also, your assessor ... he, of course, is a knowledgeable person, but there is such a smell from him, as if he had just left the distillery - this is also not good.
And submit Lyapkin-Tyapkin here!
A smart person is either a drunkard, or he will build such a face that at least endure the saints.
God grant that I get away with it as soon as possible, and there I will put a candle like no one else has put: I will charge every merchant’s beast to deliver three poods of wax.
Let everyone pick up along the street ... damn it, down the street - on a broom! And swept the whole street that goes to the tavern, and swept it clean!
It is the more breaking, the more means the activity of the city governor.
Yes, if they ask why the church was not built at a charitable institution, for which a sum was allocated a year ago, then do not forget to say that it began to be built, but burned down. I submitted a report on this. And then, perhaps, someone, having forgotten, will foolishly say that it never even started.
Yes, if a passing official asks the service if they are satisfied, so that they answer “We are satisfied with everything, Your Honor!” And who will be dissatisfied, then after the ladies of such displeasure! ..
Yes, tell Derzhimorda not to give free rein to his fists; for the sake of order, he puts lanterns under the eyes of everyone - both the right and the guilty.
Yes, do not let the soldiers out into the street without anything: this wretched garrison will put on only a uniform over the shirt, and there is nothing below.
To the Saratov province! BUT? and won't blush! Oh, yes, you need to keep an eye on him.
Oh, subtle thing! Ek where tossed! what a fog! figure out who wants it! You don't know which side to take. Well, let's try no where to go! What will be, will be, try at random.
You need to be bolder. He wants to be considered incognito. Well, let's let us turuses too: let's pretend as if we don't know at all what kind of person he is.
Nicely tied a knot! Lies, lies - and will not break anywhere! But what a nondescript, short one, it seems like he would have crushed him with a fingernail. Well, wait, you'll talk to me. I'll make you tell me more!
But let's see how things go after frishtik and a bottle of fat belly! Yes, we have a provincial madeira: unsightly in appearance, but the elephant will be knocked down. If only I could find out what it is and to what extent it is necessary to fear it.
You too! Have not found another place to fall! And stretched like hell knows what it is.
How the crow croaked! (Teasing him.) "He was on orders! .." As if from a barrel, he growls so.
The non-commissioned officer lied to you that I whipped her; she's lying, by God, she's lying. She carved herself!
What, samovar, arshinniki, complain? Arch-crooks, proto-beasts, worldly swindlers, complain?
“We, he says, will not yield to the nobles.” Yes, a nobleman ... oh you, mug! - The nobleman studies sciences: although he is whipped at school, but for the cause, so that he knows useful things.
Still a boy, you don’t know “Our Father”, and you already measure; but as soon as he rips your belly open and stuffs your pocket, he put on airs! Fu you, what an unseen! Because you blow sixteen samovars a day, is that why you put on airs? Yes, I do not care about your head and your importance!
Now you are lying at my feet. From what? - because they took mine; and if you were even a little on your side, you would trample me, scoundrels, to the very dirt, and even pile a log on top.
(hitting his forehead) Like me, no, like me, you old fool! The stupid ram has gone out of his mind!
There he is now flooding the whole road with a bell! Spread history around the world. Not only will you go into a laughingstock - there is a clicker, paper maraca, they will insert you into a comedy. That's what's embarrassing! Chin, the title will not spare, and they will all bare their teeth and clap their hands. What are you laughing at? - Laugh at yourself!
I would have all these paper maracas! Oh, clickers, damned liberals! Damn seed! I would tie you all in a knot, I would wipe you all into flour and damn it in the lining! In a hat there to him! ..

Khlestakov

So I walked a little, I thought if my appetite would go away - no, damn it, it doesn’t.
It’s a pity that Joachim didn’t rent a carriage, but it would be nice, damn it, to come home in a carriage, roll like a devil under the porch to some neighbor landowner, with lanterns, and Osip in the back, dress in a livery ... I imagine how alarmed everyone would be : "who is, what is it?" And the footman enters: (stretching himself and introducing the footman) “Ivan Aleksandrovich Khlestakov from St. Petersburg, would you like me to accept it?”
Well, well, well ... leave it, fool! You are accustomed to treating others there: I, brother, am not of that kind! I don't advise...
My God, what soup! I think no other person in the world has ever eaten such a soup: some feathers float instead of butter.
It's an ax fried instead of beef.
The tea is so strange: it stinks of fish, not tea.
After all, my father is stubborn and stupid, old horseradish, like a log. I'll tell him straight: whatever you want, I can't live without Petersburg. Why, really, should I ruin my life with the peasants? Now not those needs; my soul yearns for enlightenment.
…I would, I confess, would not demand anything more, as soon as you show me devotion and respect, respect and devotion.
I like to eat. After all, you live to pick flowers of pleasure.
Accustomed to living, comprenez vous, in the light - and suddenly find yourself on the road: dirty taverns, the darkness of ignorance.
With Pushkin on a friendly footing. I used to often say to him: “Well, brother Pushkin?” - “Yes, brother,” he answers, it happened, “because somehow everything ...” Great original.
... and there is already an official for writing, a kind of rat, with only a pen: tr ... tr ... went to write.
However, there are many of my works: "The Marriage of Figaro", "Robert the Devil", "Norma". I don't even remember the names. And all the time I didn’t want to write, but the theater directorate says: “Please, brother, write something.” I think to myself, perhaps, if you please, brother! And then in one evening, it seems, he wrote everything, he amazed everyone. I have an unusual lightness in my thoughts. All this that was under the name of Baron Brambeus, "Frigate of Hope" and "Moscow Telegraph" ... I wrote all this.
On the table, for example, a watermelon - seven hundred rubles a watermelon. Soup in a saucepan came from Paris right on the steamer; open the lid - steam, which cannot be found in nature!
There we had our own whist: the Minister of Foreign Affairs, the French envoy, the English and German envoy, and myself.
And at that very moment, couriers, couriers, couriers ... can you imagine, thirty-five thousand couriers alone!
Tomorrow they will make me into the field march now ...
Nonsense - relax. Excuse me, gentlemen, I'm ready to rest. Your breakfast, gentlemen, is good... I am satisfied, I am satisfied. (With recitation.) Labardan! Labardan!
I seem to have snored. Where did they get such mattresses and duvets? Even sweated.
With me a strange case: on the road I completely spent it. Do you have any money on loan, four hundred rubles?

From Khlestakov's letter to Tryapichkin

I hasten to inform you, my soul Tryapichkin, what miracles are happening to me.
On the road, an infantry captain cleaned me all around, so that the innkeeper was about to put me in prison; when all of a sudden, by my Petersburg physiognomy and costume, the whole city mistook me for the governor-general.
... And now I live with the mayor, chew, dragging recklessly behind his wife and daughter; I just didn’t decide where to start - I think first with my mother, because it seems that she is now ready for all services.
The mayor is stupid, like a gray gelding.
The postmaster is exactly the same as our department watchman Mikheev, must also be a scoundrel who drinks bitter.
Overseer of a charitable institution Strawberry - a perfect pig in a yarmulke.
The superintendent of the schools is rotten through and through with onions.
Judge Lyapkin-Tyapkin is in the strongest degree bad manners.

Osip

Damn it, I'm so hungry, and there's such a rattling in my stomach, as if a whole regiment blew their trumpets.
He speaks everything in a subtle delicacy, which is only inferior to the nobility; you go to Shchukin - the merchants shout to you: "Venerable!"
Tired of walking - you take a cab for yourself and sit like a master, but if you don’t want to pay him - if you please: every house has through gates, and you will scurry so that no devil will find you.
It would really be good to have something worthwhile, otherwise it’s just a simple lady!
He would not look at the fact that you are an official, but, lifting up his shirt, he would fill you with such ones, so that you would scratch yourself for four days.
On an empty belly, every burden seems heavy.
And the rope on the road will come in handy.

Lyapkin-Tyapkin

I tell everyone openly that I take bribes, but why bribes? Greyhound puppies. This is a completely different matter.
Russia... yes... wants to wage war, and the ministry, you see, sent an official to find out if there was treason somewhere.
And the money is in the fist, but the fist is all on fire.
Oh God, now I'm on trial! And they brought a cart to grab me!
Well, our city!

strawberries

O! As for healing, Christian Ivanovich and I took our measures: the closer to nature, the better - we do not use expensive medicines. A simple man: if he dies, he will die anyway, if he recovers, then he will recover anyway. Yes, and it would be difficult for Khristian Ivanovich to communicate with them: he does not know a word of Russian.
Ever since I took over, it may even seem unbelievable to you, everyone has been getting better like flies. The patient will not have time to enter the infirmary, as he is already healthy; and not so much medicines, but honesty and order.
The sick are ordered to give habersup, but I have such cabbage in all the corridors that you only take care of your nose.
And not witty: "A pig in a yarmulke." Where is a pig in a yarmulke?

Luka Lukic

Just the other day, when our leader came into the classroom, he cut a face like I've never seen before. He made it out of a good heart, and I reprimanded: why free-thinking thoughts are inspired by youth.
God forbid to serve in the scientific part! You are afraid of everything: everyone gets in the way, everyone wants to show that he is also an intelligent person.
And I, the scoundrel, ponted a hundred rubles yesterday.
Terrified, your blah ... preos ... shine ... (Aside.) Sold the damned tongue, sold it!
By God, I never took an onion in my mouth.

Bobchinsky and Dobchinsky

We went to Pochechuev, but on the road Pyotr Ivanovich said: “Let's go, he says, to the tavern. I have something in my stomach ... I haven’t eaten anything since morning, so the stomach tremors. Yes, sir, in Pyotr Ivanovich’s stomach ... “And now they’ve brought fresh salmon to the tavern, so we’ll have a bite.”
Not bad appearance, in a particular dress, walks around the room like that, and in the face there is a sort of reasoning ... physiognomy ... actions, and here (wiggles his hand near his forehead) there is a lot, a lot of things.
E! - said Peter Ivanovich and I.
No, more chantret. And eyes as fast as animals, even lead to embarrassment.
One hundred years and a bag of chervonets!
Extend, God, for forty terms!

Quotes from the comedy "The Government Inspector" - a work in five acts by the great Russian writer Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol:

I seem to have snored. Where did they get such mattresses and duvets? Even sweated.
... And there is already an official for writing, a kind of rat, with only a pen: tr ... tr ... went to write.
I like to eat. After all, you live to pick flowers of pleasure.
…I would, I confess, would not demand anything more, as soon as you show me devotion and respect, respect and devotion.
I seemed to have a presentiment: all night long I dreamed of two extraordinary rats. Really, I have never seen such things: black, unnatural size! They came, sniffed - and went away.

Alexander the Macedonian hero, but why break the chairs?
I must also notice you about the teacher in the historical part. He is a learned head - this can be seen, and he has picked up a lot of information, but he only explains with such fervor that he does not remember himself. I once listened to him: well, while he was talking about the Assyrians and Babylonians - still nothing, but how I got to Alexander the Great, I can’t tell you what happened to him.
“You too! Have not found another place to fall! And stretched out like the devil knows what it is.
I would have all these paper maracas! Oh, clickers, damned liberals! Damn seed! I would tie you all in a knot, I would wipe you all into flour and damn it in the lining! In a hat there to him! ..
And the money is in the fist, but the fist is all on fire.
How the crow croaked! (Teasing him.) "He was on orders! .." As if from a barrel, he growls so.
And I, the scoundrel, ponted a hundred rubles yesterday.
What, samovar, arshinniki, complain? Arch-crooks, proto-beasts, worldly swindlers, complain?
My God, what soup! I think no other person in the world has ever eaten such a soup: some feathers float instead of butter.
What are you laughing at? Laugh at yourself!
Big ship - big voyage!
The tea is so strange: it stinks of fish, not tea.
I thought it was a fire, by golly! He ran away from the pulpit and, that he had the strength, to grab the chair on the floor. It is, of course, Alexander the Macedonian hero, but why break the chairs? - the last phase has become winged, used as an ironic commentary on someone's excessive enthusiasm for something - polemics, disputes, etc.
After all, my father is stubborn and stupid, old horseradish, like a log. I'll tell him straight: whatever you want, I can't live without Petersburg. Why, really, should I ruin my life with the peasants? Now not those needs; my soul yearns for enlightenment.
A smart person is either a drunkard, or he will build such a face that at least endure the saints.
There he is now flooding the whole road with a bell! Spread history around the world. Not only will you go into a laughingstock - there is a clicker, paper maraca, they will insert you into a comedy. That's what's embarrassing! Chin, the title will not spare, and they will all bare their teeth and clap their hands. What are you laughing at? - Laugh at yourself!
Our friends will always praise us. Here, for example, Pushkin. Why is all of Russia now talking about him? All friends: shouted, shouted, and then after them, the whole of Russia began to shout.
Now you are lying at my feet. From what? - because they took mine; and if you were even a little on your side, you would trample me, scoundrels, to the very dirt, and even pile a log on top.
Now every little booger already thinks that he is an aristocrat.
The mayor is stupid, like a gray gelding.
Also, your assessor ... he, of course, is a knowledgeable person, but there is such a smell from him, as if he had just left the distillery - this is also not good.
Yes, if a passing official asks the service if they are satisfied, so that they answer “We are satisfied with everything, Your Honor!” And who will be dissatisfied, then after the ladies of such displeasure! ...
Judge Lyapkin-Tyapkin is in the strongest degree bad manners.
Yes, and it is strange to say: there is no person who would not have some sins behind him.
I hasten to inform you, my soul Tryapichkin, what miracles are happening to me.
Yes, such is the inexplicable law of fate: smart man- or a drunkard, or make such a face that at least endure the saints.
The superintendent of the schools is rotten through and through with onions.
It would really be good to have something worthwhile, otherwise it’s just a simple lady!
Ever since I took over, it may even seem unbelievable to you, everyone has been getting better like flies. The patient will not have time to enter the infirmary, as he is already healthy; and not so much medicines, but honesty and order.
Hey, I don't want any honors. It is, of course, tempting, but before virtue everything is dust and vanity.
Russia... yes... wants to wage war, and the ministry, you see, sent an official to find out if there was treason somewhere.
It’s a pity that Joachim didn’t rent a carriage, but it would be nice, damn it, to come home in a carriage, roll like a devil under the porch to some neighbor landowner, with lanterns, and Osip in the back, dress in a livery ... I imagine how alarmed everyone would be : "who is, what is it?" And the footman enters: (stretching himself and introducing the footman) “Ivan Aleksandrovich Khlestakov from St. Petersburg, would you like me to accept it?”
Let everyone pick up along the street ... damn it, down the street - on a broom! And swept the whole street that goes to the tavern, and swept it clean!
And at that very moment, couriers, couriers, couriers ... can you imagine, thirty-five thousand couriers alone!
leaned a little; but after all, no speech is said without swearing ...
And not witty: "A pig in a yarmulke." Where is a pig in a yarmulke?
We went to Pochechuev, but on the road Pyotr Ivanovich said: “Let's go, he says, to the tavern. I have something in my stomach ... I haven’t eaten anything since morning, so the stomach tremors. Yes, sir, in Pyotr Ivanovich’s stomach ... “And now they’ve brought fresh salmon to the tavern, so we’ll have a bite.”
Of course, he leaned a little; but after all, no speech is said without swearing.
On merit and honor...
Tomorrow they will make me into the field march now ...
Terrified, your blah ... preos ... shine ... Sold the damned tongue, sold it!
However, there are many of my works: "The Marriage of Figaro", "Robert the Devil", "Norma". I don't even remember the names. And all the time I didn’t want to write, but the theater directorate says: “Please, brother, write something.” I think to myself, perhaps, if you please, brother! And then in one evening, it seems, he wrote everything, he amazed everyone. I have an unusual lightness in my thoughts. All this that was under the name of Baron Brambeus, "Frigate of Hope" and "Moscow Telegraph" ... I wrote all this.
Of course, Alexander the Great is a hero, but why break the chairs?
On the road, an infantry captain cleaned me all around, so that the innkeeper was about to put me in prison; when all of a sudden, by my Petersburg physiognomy and costume, the whole city mistook me for the governor-general.
Oh, subtle thing! Ek where tossed! what a fog! figure out who wants it! You don't know which side to take. Well, let's try no where to go! What will be, will be, try at random.
On an empty belly, every burden seems heavy.
Oh God, now I'm on trial! And they brought a cart to grab me!
Whom you laugh at - laugh at yourself!
Well, well, well ... leave it, fool! You are accustomed to treating others there: I, brother, am not of that kind! I don't advise...
Tired of walking - you take a cab for yourself and sit like a master, but if you don’t want to pay him - if you please: every house has through gates, and you will scurry so that no devil will find you.
Well, otherwise a lot of intelligence is worse than none at all.
God forbid to serve in the scientific part! You are afraid of everything: everyone gets in the way, everyone wants to show that he is also an intelligent person.
No, it is already impossible to drive him out: he says that his mother hurt him as a child, and since then he gives off a little vodka from him.
There is no person who does not have some sins behind him.
No, the mind is a great thing. Light needs subtlety. I look at life from a completely different point of view. To live like a fool does is not a thing, but to live with subtlety, with art, to deceive everyone and not be deceived yourself - that is the real task and goal.

No, more chantret. And eyes as fast as animals, even lead to embarrassment.
No, it’s impossible to kick him out: he says that his mother hurt him as a child, and since then he has been giving away a little vodka.
Not bad appearance, in a particular dress, walks around the room like that, and in the face there is a sort of reasoning ... physiognomy ... actions, and here (wiggles his hand near his forehead) there is a lot, a lot of things.
But let me tell you, I'm sort of... I'm married.
You don't take it by rank.
Well, our city!
Overseer of a charitable institution Strawberry - a perfect pig in a yarmulke.
You need to be bolder. He wants to be considered incognito. Well, let's let us turuses too: let's pretend as if we don't know at all what kind of person he is.
On the table, for example, a watermelon - seven hundred rubles a watermelon. Soup in a saucepan came from Paris right on the steamer; open the lid - steam, which cannot be found in nature!
O! As for healing, Christian Ivanovich and I took our measures: the closer to nature, the better - we do not use expensive medicines. A simple man: if he dies, he will die anyway, if he recovers, then he will recover anyway. Yes, and it would be difficult for Khristian Ivanovich to communicate with them: he does not know a word of Russian.
There is nothing to blame on the mirror if the face is crooked.
He would not look at the fact that you are an official, but, lifting up his shirt, he would fill you with such ones, so that you would scratch yourself for four days.
you'll sniff out the young. The trouble is, if the old devil, and the young one is all at the top ...
It is the more breaking, the more means the activity of the city governor.
My life is a penny
From man it is impossible, but from God everything is possible...
Ease in thoughts extraordinary!
The postmaster is exactly the same as our department watchman Mikheev, must also be a scoundrel who drinks bitter.
The state salary is not enough even for tea and sugar.
Accustomed to living, comprenez vous, in the light - and suddenly find yourself on the road: dirty taverns, the darkness of ignorance.
And the rope on the road will come in handy.
Extend, God, for forty terms!
For three thousand, I undertook to participate, trick and deceive you. I tell you this directly: you see, I act nobly.
He speaks everything in a subtle delicacy, which is only inferior to the nobility; you go to Shchukin - the merchants shout to you: "Venerable!"
Still a boy, you don’t know “Our Father”, and you already measure; but as soon as he rips your belly open and stuffs your pocket, he put on airs! Fu you, what an unseen! Because you blow sixteen samovars a day, is that why you put on airs? Yes, I do not care about your head and your importance!
By God, I never took an onion in my mouth.
Nicely tied a knot! Lies, lies - and will not break anywhere! But what a nondescript, short one, it seems like he would have crushed him with a fingernail. Well, wait, you'll talk to me. I'll make you tell me more!
God grant that I get away with it as soon as possible, and there I will put a candle like no one else has put: I will charge every merchant’s beast to deliver three poods of wax.
With me a strange case: on the road I completely spent it. Do you have any money on loan, four hundred rubles?
Yes, tell Derzhimorda not to give free rein to his fists; for the sake of order, he puts lanterns under the eyes of everyone - both the right and the guilty.
One hundred years and a bag of chervonets!
Yes, if they ask why the church was not built at a charitable institution, for which a sum was allocated a year ago, then do not forget to say that it began to be built, but burned down. I submitted a report on this. And then, perhaps, someone, having forgotten, will foolishly say that it never even started.
So I walked a little, I thought if my appetite would go away - no, damn it, it doesn’t.
Why, he came by himself, by his own mind.
There we had our own whist: the Minister of Foreign Affairs, the French envoy, the English and German envoy, and myself.
Here, truly, if God wants to punish, then he will first take away the mind ...
Only happiness climbs to those who are stupid as a log, do not understand anything, do not think about anything, do nothing, but play only a penny in Boston with used cards!
Just the other day, when our leader came into the classroom, he cut a face like I've never seen before. He made it out of a good heart, and I reprimanded: why free-thinking thoughts are inspired by youth.
You too! Have not found another place to fall! And stretched like hell knows what it is.
Nonsense - relax. Excuse me, gentlemen, I'm ready to rest. Your breakfast, gentlemen, is good... I am satisfied, I am satisfied. Labardan! Labardan!
The non-commissioned officer lied to you that I whipped her; she's lying, by God, she's lying. She carved herself!
To the Saratov province! BUT? and won't blush! Oh, yes, you need to keep an eye on him.
What are you laughing at? - Laugh at yourself!
The sick are ordered to give habersup, but I have such cabbage in all the corridors that you only take care of your nose.
Damn it, I'm so hungry, and there's such a rattling in my stomach, as if a whole regiment blew their trumpets.
And, damn it, it's nice to be a general! ...
E! - said Peter Ivanovich and I.
And submit Lyapkin-Tyapkin here!
It's an ax fried instead of beef.
But let's see how things go after frishtik and a bottle of fat belly! Yes, we have a provincial madeira: unsightly in appearance, but the elephant will be knocked down. If only I could find out what it is and to what extent it is necessary to fear it.

"The inspector is coming to us"
The phrase of the mayor, with which the action of the play "The Inspector General" begins (action 1, phenomenon 1):

"I have invited you, gentlemen, in order to tell you the unpleasant news: an auditor is coming to visit us."
"Lightness in thought extraordinary"
Boasting about his literary abilities, Khlestakov says (act 3, appearance 6):

“However, there are a lot of my works: “The Marriage of Figaro”, “Robert the Devil”, “Norma”. I don’t even remember the names. write something." I think to myself, perhaps, if you please, brother! And then in one evening, it seems, I wrote everything, amazed everyone.
"You don't take it according to your rank!"
The words of the Governor, addressed to the quarterly (action 1, phenomenon 4):

"What did you do with the merchant Chernyaev - huh? He gave you two arshins of cloth for your uniform, and you pulled off the whole thing. Look! You take it not according to your rank! Go."
"Oh, what a passage!"
The words of the daughter of the Governor Marya Antonovna (act 4, phenomenon 13), which she utters when she sees Khlestakov kneeling in front of her mother Anna Andreevna.
"Who are you laughing at? You are laughing at yourself!"
The words of the Governor (action 5, phenomenon 8):

“Here ... look how foolish the mayor is ... Not only will you become a laughingstock - there will be a clicker, a paper scribbler, they will insert you into a comedy, that's a shame! Chin, the title will not spare, and they will all bare their teeth and clap their hands. What are you laughing at? Laughing at yourself!.. Oh, you…”
"Big ship - big voyage"
The expression belongs to the Roman satirist Petronius (Gaius Petronius, d. 66 AD). In Russia, it became popular after the production of The Inspector General. At the end of the comedy, when the Governor is sure that he will intermarry through his daughter with an "official from St. Petersburg", he dreams of career growth:
C o r o d n i h i y. Yes, I confess, gentlemen, I, damn it, really want to be a general.
L u k a L u k and h. And God forbid to receive!
R and with t and to about in with to and y. From man it is impossible, but from God everything is possible.
Ammоs Fedorovich. A big ship - a big voyage.
A r te m i y F i l and p p o v i h. On merit and honor.
A mm o s F e d o r o v i h (aside). Here he will throw out a thing when he really becomes a general! That's who the generalship is like a saddle for a cow! Well, brother, no, the song is still far from that. There are cleaner ones here, but still not generals.
"Take greyhound puppies"
The words of Judge Ammos Fedorovich Lyapkin-Tyapkin (action 1, phenomenon 1):
Ammоs Fyodorovich: What do you think, Anton Antonovich, sins? Sins to sins - discord. I tell everyone openly that I take bribes, but why bribes? Greyhound puppies. This is a completely different matter.
C o r o d n i h i y. Well, puppies or whatever - bribes.
"My mother hurt me when I was a child"
The words of Judge Lyapkin-Tyapkin, who is trying to justify his colleague, a court assessor, suspected of drunkenness (act 1, phenomenon 1):

"He says that his mother hurt him as a child, and since then he gives away a little vodka from him."
"Alexander the Macedonian hero, but why break the chairs?"
The words of the Governor about the local teacher (action 1, phenomenon 1):

“He is a learned head - this is evident, and he has picked up a lot of information, but he only explains with such fervor that he does not remember himself. I once listened to him: well, for now he was talking about the Assyrians and Babylonians - still nothing, but how I got to Alexander the Great, I can’t tell you what happened to him. He ran away from the pulpit and, that he had the strength, to grab the chair on the floor. It is, of course, Alexander the Macedonian hero, but why break the chairs?
"Jump from here for at least three years, you won't get to any state"
The words of the Governor (action 1, phenomenon 1).
"And bring Lyapkin-Tyapkin here!"
The mayor talks about the possible actions of the auditor (action 1, phenomenon 1):

“And who, you say, is the judge here? — Lyapkin-Tyapkin. “And bring Lyapkin-Tyapkin here!”
"Derzhimorda"
The surname of the policeman, who, according to Gorodnichiy, "puts lanterns under the eyes of everyone, both to the right and to the guilty, for the sake of order."
"Khlestakov"
The protagonist of the comedy "The Government Inspector" is a bouncer and dreamer.
"And the Voltaireans speak against it in vain"
The words of the Governor (action 1, phenomenon 1):

There is no person who does not have some sins behind him. It is already so arranged by God himself, and the Voltairians speak against it in vain.
"Name day for Anton and Onufry"
Merchants complain about the extortionate mayor (action 4, phenomenon 10):

“His name days are on Anton, and it seems that you will inflict everything, you don’t need anything. No, give him some more: he says, and on Onufry is his name day. What to do? and on Onufry you carry.
"Who said 'e' before"
Dobchinsky and Bobchinsky talk about the impression that the innkeeper's story made on them about a new guest (act 1, phenomenon 3.), who, according to the innkeeper,

“He certifies himself strangely: he lives for another week, does not go from the tavern, takes everything to the account and does not want to pay a penny. As he told me this, and so I was enlightened from above. E! I say to Pyotr Petrovich...
D o b h i n s k i y. No, Pyotr Ivanovich, it was I who said: e.
B o b h i n s k i y. First you said, and then I said. E! We said with Pyotr Ivanovich, why should he sit here when the road to him lies in the Saratov province? .. "
"We will retire under the canopy of the jets"
Khlestakov's words (action 4, phenomenon 13):

“For love there is no difference, and Karamzin said: laws condemn. We will retire under the canopy of the jets. Your hands, I ask for your hands.
"Pick Flowers of Pleasure"
Khlestakov's words (action 3, phenomenon 5):

"I like to eat. After all, you live to pluck the flowers of pleasure.
"Non-commissioned widow"
The mayor says to Khlestakov (act 4, phenomenon 15):

“The non-commissioned officer lied to you, as if I whipped her; she's lying, by golly she's lying. She carved herself."

Although in this case it is precisely the shameless lie of Gorodnichiy, whose arbitrariness was the non-commissioned officer's widow, that is remarkable, nevertheless this phrase - due to its obvious paradoxical nature - has become widely used, and precisely in the sense that Gorodnichiy puts into it.
"I went for order, but returned drunk"
The words of a private bailiff about the policeman Prokhorov, whom the Governor is looking for, to send for hasty work on the improvement of the city in view of the arrival of the "auditor" (action 1, phenomenon 5):
C o r o d n i h i y. Is Prokhorov drunk?
P a r t n y p r i s t a v. Drunk.
C o r o d n i h i y. How did you let it happen like that?
P a r t n y p r i s t a v. Yes, God knows. Yesterday there was a fight outside the city - I went there for order, and returned drunk.
"Come, sniff and go away"
The mayor tells the assembled officials his dream, foreshadowing the arrival of the "auditor" (action 1, phenomenon 1):

“I seemed to have a premonition of trouble: today I dreamed all night about some two unusual rats. Really, I've never seen anything like it: black, unnatural size! came, sniffed - and went away.
"Thirty-five thousand couriers"
Sometimes there are versions derived from the original: "forty thousand couriers", "thirty thousand couriers", etc.
Khlestakov's words (action 3, phenomenon 6):

“I even ran a department once. And it is strange: the director left, where he left is unknown. Well, naturally, there was talk: how, what, who to take a place? Many of the generals were hunters and were taken, but they would come up, it happened - no, it's tricky. It seems easy to look at, but if you look at it - just damn it! After they see, there is nothing to do - to me. And at that very moment, couriers, couriers, couriers ... can you imagine, thirty-five thousand couriers alone! What is the situation, I ask?
"Respect and Loyalty - Loyalty and Respect"
So Khlestakov describes the demands that he makes on his mythical subordinates in St. Petersburg.
"A simple man: if he dies, he will die; if he recovers, then he will recover anyway"
The words of the trustee of the charitable institutions of Strawberry (action 1, phenomenon 1).
"Ek where threw!"
The words of the Governor (action 2, phenomenon 8). When, at the first meeting with the Governor, Khlestakov recalls his debt for a hotel room and promises to pay it, the mayor, who takes Khlestakov for an important incognito official, sees this as a kind of subtle move designed to lull his vigilance. And he says to himself:

"Oh, subtle thing! Ek where tossed! what a fog! figure out who wants it."

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Quite a few apt expressions about
bribery from comedy went "to the people":
"You don't take it according to your order!"
Borzoi puppies to take
Originated from a comedy by N. V. Gogol
"Inspector", d. 1, yavl. 1, the words of Lyapkin-
Tyapkina: "Sins are different sins. I say
it is open to everyone that I take bribes, but how
bribes? Greyhound puppies. It's quite
another matter. "
When confronted, for example, with a person
embodying unbridled wild
arbitrariness and treacherous rudeness, we
with pleasure we call him Derzhimorda.
About someone's thoughtlessness and windiness
they will say: “Lightness in thoughts
extraordinary."
Khlestakov: "I have lightness
extraordinary in thought"
Objections like “No, he is not Derzhimorda!
" or even more funny "No, I'm not
Derzhimorda! , or "Ease in thought
it is far from always characteristic of him, ”etc.
further enhance the excitement of the game
reminders of the winged nomination.
Music plays, the standard jumps
Postmaster's words
talks about the letter he read
(act. 1, yavl. 2): “Recently, one
the lieutenant writes to a friend and described the ball in
most playful... very very good.
“My life, dear friend, flows, says, in
empyrean: there are many young ladies, music plays,
the standard is jumping ... " with big, with big
described by feeling. Standard - banner
cavalry regiment. sometimes so
they also called the officer under whom it
was.
Three years of gallop - to no state
you won't make it.
These words, which have become winged,
belong to the mayor from the comedy N.V.
Gogol's "Inspector". Talking about the deaf
forgotten, abandoned place.
"We don't use expensive drugs.
A simple man: if he dies, then so be it.
will die; if he recovers, then so be it.
will recover "- so they say about the cynical
social and moral situations, in
which shows complete indifference
from those in power to those for whom
they are responsible according to their position and according to their conscience.
"Mother hurt him," they say about ridiculous
excuses. These words suggest
quote from The Inspector General: "He says that in
as a child, his mother hurt him, and since then from
gives him a little vodka."
Phrase from the comedy "Alexander the Great
hero, but why break the chairs"
usually used as a commentary on
someone's over-enthusiasm,
with devastating consequences. AT
the original is the words of the Governor about
local teacher sound like this: "He is a scientist
head - it can be seen, and picked up information
darkness, but only explains with such fervor,
who does not remember himself. I once listened to him: well,
while talking about the Assyrians and
Babylonians - still nothing, but how did you get
to Alexander the Great, then I cannot
tell you what happened to him.
Escaped from the pulpit and that there is strength, grab
chair on the floor. It is, of course, Alexander
Macedonian hero, but why chairs
break? ".

Literary dictation

catch phrases and expressions in the comedy N.V. Gogol "Inspector"

Purpose: to test students' knowledge of the content of the work and its characters.

"I have invited you, gentlemen, in order to tell you the unpleasant news: an auditor is coming to visit us." (Mayor),(action 1, phenomenon 1)

“However, there are a lot of my works: “The Marriage of Figaro”, “Robert the Devil”, “Norma”. I don’t even remember the names. write something." I think to myself, perhaps, if you please, brother! And then in one evening, it seems, I wrote everything, amazed everyone. (Khlestakov),(action 3, phenomenon 6)

"What did you do with the merchant Chernyaev - huh? He gave you two arshins of cloth for your uniform, and you pulled off the whole thing. Look! You take it not according to your rank! Go." (Mayor), (action 1, phenomenon 4)

“Here ... look how foolish the mayor is ... Not only will you become a laughing stock - there will be a clicker, a paper maraca, they will insert you into a comedy, that's a shame! Chin, the title will not spare, and they will all bare their teeth and clap their hands. What are you laughing at? Laughing at yourself!.. Oh, you…”

(Mayor), ( action 5, phenomenon 8)

Who owns the words? What do you think, Anton Antonovich, sins? Sins to sins - discord. I tell everyone openly that I take bribes, but why bribes? Greyhound puppies. This is a completely different matter.
C o r o d n i h i y. Well, puppies or whatever - bribes.

(Judge Ammos Fedorovich Lyapkin-Tyapkin),(action 1, phenomenon 1)

“He is a learned head - this can be seen, and he has picked up a lot of information, but he only explains with such fervor that he does not remember himself. I once listened to him: well, while he was talking about the Assyrians and Babylonians - still nothing, but how I got to Alexander the Great, I can’t tell you what happened to him. He ran away from the pulpit and, that he had the strength, to grab the chair on the floor. It is, of course, Alexander the Macedonian hero, but why break the chairs?

(Mayor about a local teacher),(action 1, phenomenon 1)

"Jump from here for at least three years, you won't get to any state"

(Mayor),(action 1, phenomenon 1)

“And who, you say, is the judge here? - Lyapkin-Tyapkin. “And bring Lyapkin-Tyapkin here!” (The mayor talks about the possible actions of the auditor),(action 1, phenomenon 1)

"I like to eat. After all, you live to pluck the flowers of pleasure. (Khlestakov),(action 3, phenomenon 5)

“I seemed to have a premonition of trouble: today I dreamed all night about some two unusual rats. Really, I've never seen anything like it: black, unnatural size! came, sniffed - and went away. (The mayor tells the assembled officials his dream, foreshadowing the arrival of the "auditor"),(action 1, phenomenon 1)

"A simple man: if he dies, he will die; if he recovers, then he will recover anyway"

(Words of the trustee of the charitable institutions of Strawberry),(action 1, phenomenon 1)

"Oh, subtle thing! Ek where tossed! what a fog! figure out who wants it." (The words of the Governor. When, at the first meeting with the Governor, Khlestakov recalls his debt for a hotel room and promises to pay it, the mayor, who takes Khlestakov for an important incognito official, sees this as a kind of subtle move designed to lull his vigilance. And he says to himself ),(action 2, phenomenon 8).